Funny parody of wide screen phone.

Two newborn babies were accidentally switched 6 months ago in a german hospital in Saarland.

The parents of one of the babies got suspicious after two months and contacted the hospital about it. They denied the possibility, but a DNA test confirmed the parents were right because it wasn't their baby after all! This caused a lot of media attention and 14 couples were worried if they also had gotten their babies switched. The testing found that the switch only happened between two babies and the correct baby has been found.

This is where it gets surreal because the baby this couple accidentally got turned out to belong to a 15 year old girl who the child authorities had ruled unfit as a mother. Now the couple who cared for the wrong baby for 2 months wants to adopt that baby to keep with their real baby so the child doesn't have to see new parents and mothers and grow up with that trauma, and also get a cousin.

According to the hospital it's impossible for babies to get switched because they get a name tag immideately after birth.

Who knows, maybe someone else intervened for that little baby?

you can fly in its built in flight simulator.

It's not advertised, but you start it like this:
* If you have one, connect your joystick.
* Open Google Earth 4.2
* Navigate somewhere you like
* On Mac, use Cmd+Option+A and on PC use Ctrl+Alt+A

Pick your plane from the list and whether to fly here or from an airport.
For the flight controls, go here.

( Some pictures )

That speaks english too:

If you're maybe noticing that you're older than you used to be, and are feeling sad/angry/confused/worried/frustrated that you haven't accomplished as much as you/other people in your present or past/annoyingly critical voices inside your head think you should have, and if you're maybe feeling something like "I'm not a real grownup like everyone else," and if you're maybe also feeling sad/angry/confused/worried/frustrated that your body isn't working the way it used to, and you're maybe thinking, "if that's true then how am I going to DO all those accomplishments that I/other people/voices in my head think I ought or want to do?", and maybe you're also wondering how are you going to dig out from under the accumulation of habit and procrastination and self-doubt to some sense of satisfaction in your life again, then post this same sentence in your journal.

"I think they should take everyone who works for The National Enquirer and the Star, and everyone who works for Us Weekly, and put them all to work looking for terrorists. I think they would find the terrorists. All of them. It would be genius!"

- Brittany A. Murphy

Poorly translated from norwegian I found this gem in a web forum for the... underground inclined rebels and anarchists.

A: "I had just smoked a real reef, and as I entered the bus I noticed it said Stability Control. I sat down and within seconds, an alarm went off, so I left. Fortunately, noone seemed to notice, at least noone said anything, but I found it really scary. What is stability control and how does it know I smoked?"

B: "Stability control is this new thing that makes the bus stabilise itself on uneven roads or brick roads. And you should smoke less"

Throughout his long career as a circumcision specialist, the surgeon had saved his patients' foreskins as mementos. His wife wanted to give him a unique souvenir of his career for a retirement gift so she took his collection to a leather artisan and asked him to make something special. "I'll see what I can do," said the artisan. A week later, she returned, eager to see what work of art this man had created from this unusual material. The leathersmith handed her a wallet. "All those foreskins and you could only make a wallet?" she asked. The leathersmith replied, "Well, yes. But if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase!"

From skorobeus: http://americatopten.blogspot.com/2006/12/advertisement-war-bmw-started-it-audi.html

Your first time: As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile, searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed. He approaches you. He asks if you're afraid. You bravely shake your head. He's had more experience. For the first time his finger finds the right place. He probes deeply; you shiver. Your body tenses, but he is as gentle as he promised he would be. He looks deeply into your eyes and says to trust him as he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room. You plead and beg him to hurry, but he takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel tissue give way. Pain surges through your body. You feel a slight trickle of blood. He looks at you with concern and asks if it's too painful. Your eyes fill with tears but you nod to him to continue. He begins moving in and out with skill but by now you're too numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something burst within you and he pulls it out of you. You lie there panting, glad it's over. He smiles at you warmly and says with a chuckle that you were his most stubborn, yet most rewarding, experience. You thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled

Not so bad..

The Secret Agent Man